Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
Weird & Wonderful encounters of the weekend
- Weird family references by completely random french-candian man
- Crazy lady at Bunnings yelling
- Altercations with learner drivers trying to run me off the road
- CRAZY vivid dreams about spraypaint & falling scaffolding
- building a fence/windbreak wearing safety boots aka. jandals
- digging holes
- hammering things
- hammering my thumb, then swearing
- re-planting the tomato plants & other baby plants into bigger pots
- making a castle out of boxes containing important documents
- thinking about packing
- ...not packing
- hitting things with sticks (not particularly well either)
Friday, September 12, 2008
Mel's little soilders
Mel even named them
Tahi …. (very Shy)
Rua …(constantly getting Iwa in trouble)
Toru …(a loner)
Wha …(not shy at all)
Rima …(on another planet most of the time)
Ono …(smarty pants)
Whitu …(hes trouble)
Waru …(teachers pet)
Iwa …(has the flu)
Tekau …(bossy britches)
Tekau ma tahi …(always dragging the chain)
Thursday, September 11, 2008
A sad sad day indeed..
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Friday, September 05, 2008
Free Trampoline
This was ad put on craiglist by a collegue..
"Life got you down? Why not lift your spirits with a free trampoline. That's right, FREE!! All you have to do is disassemble it and haul it out of my backyard.
Here's what a free trampoline can do for you:
• Help you look over your neighbor's tall fence to spy
• Help you jump over your neighbor's fence to snoop
• Shade for the dog
• Bed for the dog
• Use it as a guest bed for those unwanted relatives
• Use it as a bed for yourself
• A soft spot to fall on if you have to jump off the roof
• Catches leaves and other debris off trees
• Tell your friends you are practicing to be in the circus
• Charge admission and make some extra ca$h
• Jump on it
I know what you're thinking, "Why would someone give away such a marvelous thing?" Well, the answer is simple, really. It was a gift from my ex and he's not around for me to shove it up his ass."
"Life got you down? Why not lift your spirits with a free trampoline. That's right, FREE!! All you have to do is disassemble it and haul it out of my backyard.
Here's what a free trampoline can do for you:
• Help you look over your neighbor's tall fence to spy
• Help you jump over your neighbor's fence to snoop
• Shade for the dog
• Bed for the dog
• Use it as a guest bed for those unwanted relatives
• Use it as a bed for yourself
• A soft spot to fall on if you have to jump off the roof
• Catches leaves and other debris off trees
• Tell your friends you are practicing to be in the circus
• Charge admission and make some extra ca$h
• Jump on it
I know what you're thinking, "Why would someone give away such a marvelous thing?" Well, the answer is simple, really. It was a gift from my ex and he's not around for me to shove it up his ass."
Thursday, September 04, 2008
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