How do you like dem' apples?

Soup anyone?

I don't think there are any sharks in it..

Live at Red Rocks

I don't understand why we as a society are so hell bent on hauling someone over the rocks for fucking up once but not congratulating them on a great job they did 100 times before that single fuck up..

Teabags & Lost cables

My theme song

I am starting to feel more & more dis-jointed from reality, its actually kind of awesome. I am going through the motions of packing & my imagination seems to be working overtime I swear I see cartoon character traits in most strangers..

CANCER: (June 22 to July 23)
You identify fake people and false information better than most. Perceptive planets help you cut through the façade and get to the heart of issues. You have very little time for trivial talk and time wasting.

OHHH THE IRONY!

Awesome 80s

I saw this man this morning and he acting like a cartoon villian it was most amusing.. he even had the EVIL laugh going on
It was BIZARRO!

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I AM ALL SORTS OF AWESOME!
THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON, SOMETIMES THESE THINGS HAPPEN TO KICK YOU IN THE ASS & SOMETIMES THES THINGS HAPPEN TO FORCE YOU TO VIEW THINGS IN A DIFFERENT WAY.. ALL IN ALL THEY HAVE HAPPENED AND WE NEED TO LEARN & GROW FROM THEM..

Neil Young kinda day

There's colors on the street
Red, white and blue
People shufflin' their feet
People sleepin' in their shoes
But there's a warnin' sign on the road ahead
There's a lot of people sayin' we'd be better off dead
Don't feel like Satan, but I am to them
So I try to forget it, any way I can.

Keep on rockin' in the free world,

Jermany & Renee's adventures..

Dearest Jermany & Renee,

Welcome back to reality (and by reality I mean me being able to chat to you for more than like 2 seconds while you are checking your emails at an internet cafe) I really really have missed you and your crazy banter while I am eating my breakfast at my desk. It looks and sounds like you had a fantastic time. When we move we should like be neighbours.. because "everybody needs good neighbours" nah seriously..

Ohhh ps. Renee I borrowed this amazing picture of Jermany

I miss you crazy cats talk soon xx

The Black Seeds

The Black Seeds gig on Thursday was all sorts of AMAZING.. as always.
I am not at all a fan of Altitude as the gig the floor flexes way too much with hundreds of people bouncing along to the music and it just gets way too packed. But as always the music was fantastic & this time I didn't get completely ripped up.. surprisingly enough.

Yaaaaarrr...

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Major Tom to Ground Control...

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Major Tom to Ground Control...

Shazaaaaam!

Today's effort drawn from scratch for a poster

Weird & Wonderful encounters of the weekend

• Weird family references by completely random french-candian man
• Crazy lady at Bunnings yelling
• Altercations with learner drivers trying to run me off the road
• CRAZY vivid dreams about spraypaint & falling scaffolding
• building a fence/windbreak wearing safety boots aka. jandals
• digging holes
• hammering things
• hammering my thumb, then swearing
• re-planting the tomato plants & other baby plants into bigger pots
• making a castle out of boxes containing important documents
• thinking about packing
• ...not packing
• hitting things with sticks (not particularly well either)

thats all really I saw lots of other really random things and random looking like people I am somewhat a little blank about them right now

Mel's little soilders

Bath time

drying off

Mel even named them

Tahi …. (very Shy)
Rua …(constantly getting Iwa in trouble)
Toru …(a loner)
Wha …(not shy at all)
Rima …(on another planet most of the time)
Ono …(smarty pants)
Whitu …(hes trouble)
Waru …(teachers pet)
Iwa …(has the flu)
Tekau …(bossy britches)
Tekau ma tahi …(always dragging the chain)

A sad sad day indeed..

Today I didn't lose a jandal I also lost friend, we had been through a lot together in the last 12 months. The new jandals don't have that same familar homely feel.
I am crying on the inside & outside.

You will be sadly missed but not forgotten

Paper Hearts..

Please be careful with paper hearts
they are more fragile than most..

Working can be soooo much fun!

HAPPY BIRFDAY FOR YESTERDAY SHORTY

sorry its recycled I am a little stretched for time at the moment

IS IT WRONG THAT IT'S NOT EVEN 9AM & I HAVE ALREADY CONSUMED SUGAR ON A STICK? REALLY....?

Free Trampoline

This was ad put on craiglist by a collegue..

"Life got you down? Why not lift your spirits with a free trampoline. That's right, FREE!! All you have to do is disassemble it and haul it out of my backyard.
Here's what a free trampoline can do for you:

• Help you look over your neighbor's tall fence to spy
• Help you jump over your neighbor's fence to snoop
• Shade for the dog
• Bed for the dog
• Use it as a guest bed for those unwanted relatives
• Use it as a bed for yourself
• A soft spot to fall on if you have to jump off the roof
• Catches leaves and other debris off trees
• Tell your friends you are practicing to be in the circus
• Charge admission and make some extra ca$h
• Jump on it

I know what you're thinking, "Why would someone give away such a marvelous thing?" Well, the answer is simple, really. It was a gift from my ex and he's not around for me to shove it up his ass."

Nightgardening.. its quite a treat I hear

Politically incorrect

Some songs just make me burst with happiness & excitement for no reason at all.. its amazing. The sort of excitement that makes you wanna get up and dance and you grin until your face hurts

You put your left leg in..

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed in 2006.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote 'The Hokey Pokey' died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

One fanastical song

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

Things I did on the weekend

Ate stuff
Saw ducks..
Chased the ducks
Drank coffee
Thought about hitting things with sticks
Went & hit things with sticks..
Bought stuff
Bought a respirator (to save my lungs from the spraypaint)
Listened to loud musics
Looked at stuff
boughted plants
painted stuff
and slept it was awesome..

mar·vel·ous

1.	superb; excellent; great: a marvelous show.

2.	such as to cause wonder, admiration, or astonishment; surprising; extraordinary