HAPPY BIRFDAY FOR YESTERDAY SHORTY

sorry its recycled I am a little stretched for time at the moment

IS IT WRONG THAT IT'S NOT EVEN 9AM & I HAVE ALREADY CONSUMED SUGAR ON A STICK? REALLY....?

Free Trampoline

This was ad put on craiglist by a collegue..

"Life got you down? Why not lift your spirits with a free trampoline. That's right, FREE!! All you have to do is disassemble it and haul it out of my backyard.
Here's what a free trampoline can do for you:

• Help you look over your neighbor's tall fence to spy
• Help you jump over your neighbor's fence to snoop
• Shade for the dog
• Bed for the dog
• Use it as a guest bed for those unwanted relatives
• Use it as a bed for yourself
• A soft spot to fall on if you have to jump off the roof
• Catches leaves and other debris off trees
• Tell your friends you are practicing to be in the circus
• Charge admission and make some extra ca$h
• Jump on it

I know what you're thinking, "Why would someone give away such a marvelous thing?" Well, the answer is simple, really. It was a gift from my ex and he's not around for me to shove it up his ass."

Nightgardening.. its quite a treat I hear

Politically incorrect

Some songs just make me burst with happiness & excitement for no reason at all.. its amazing. The sort of excitement that makes you wanna get up and dance and you grin until your face hurts

You put your left leg in..

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed in 2006.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote 'The Hokey Pokey' died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

One fanastical song

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo,galileo,
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

Things I did on the weekend

Ate stuff
Saw ducks..
Chased the ducks
Drank coffee
Thought about hitting things with sticks
Went & hit things with sticks..
Bought stuff
Bought a respirator (to save my lungs from the spraypaint)
Listened to loud musics
Looked at stuff
boughted plants
painted stuff
and slept it was awesome..

mar·vel·ous

1.	superb; excellent; great: a marvelous show.

2.	such as to cause wonder, admiration, or astonishment; surprising; extraordinary