Story as told by my flatmate:
Last night I woke up... and was scratching my arm... I reached down in the dark and felt this “plastic” type thing, so threw it on the ground.... I then lay there thinking about it...finally turned the light on and looked down my top...only to find the rest of a freaking cockroach. Never seen me move so fast.... fortunately I deciphered that the little b8stard was already dead when he came to rest against my skin and sleep with me(cooked in the dryer, as I found cockroach fragments in the dryer this morning).
Last night I woke up... and was scratching my arm... I reached down in the dark and felt this “plastic” type thing, so threw it on the ground.... I then lay there thinking about it...finally turned the light on and looked down my top...only to find the rest of a freaking cockroach. Never seen me move so fast.... fortunately I deciphered that the little b8stard was already dead when he came to rest against my skin and sleep with me(cooked in the dryer, as I found cockroach fragments in the dryer this morning).
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