Toast hole!

J kindly decided to explain to me what toast was.. the conversation went like this

J:I might have to have toast

me: to have toast? J: ya know toast. You take a bit of slide bread and put it in a special grill caller a toaster until it is golden brown. Then you put peanut butter on it. Then you put it in your toast hole

me: haha

in your toast hole

That conversation pretty much made my day!